The Rebellion Daily: F.Y.I.

May 3, 2011
[Late Update here!]

For the dumbest people out there who doesn't know, Bin Laden of Al Qaeda is dead now!
Thanks to the CIA for tracking him down. And they sent Chuck Norris to roundhouse him. Joke! They've sent some high tier units to hit him in the head.

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May 2, 2011

Bleach 446 is out now. Click the image to read.

Naruto 537 is out now. Click the image to read.

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April 29, 2011

[Update 11:42AM]

NBA Playoffs 2011 Update as of Friday, 29 April 2011 GMT+8 [8:54AM]

Charice Pempengco

from Glee

will sing the Philippine's

National Anthem on

Pacquiao's bout.

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May 7 Pacquiao - Mosley

I think Pacquiao will win by RD10 TKO.

NBA Playoffs:

Celtics swept Knicks

NBA Playoffs 2011 ATL vs ORL & MEM vs SA Live

And for Cycling,

The three Grand Tours will be lead by Giro d'Italia, next is Tour de France, finally, Vuelta a Espana.

Well Giro kicks in May 9, 2011

from Turin to Milan(I remembered

the Milan San Remo) via 22km

team time-trial. That's nice for

starting the Giro.

Ivan Basso, the winner of Giro

2010, will defend the Pink

Jersey.

Yeah I forgot to mention the pink

jersey is for the Giro, yellow for

the Tour, and red for the Vuelta.

On the 2nd day of July, Tour de France will start , ending on July 24, 2011.

The Grand Depart will be on the Vendee, from Passage du Gois La Barre de Monts to Mont des Alouttes Les Herbier on a flat stage. Haha no more prologue! So I think

Mr. Fabian Cancellara(above) will not be wearing the leader's jersey on the finish of the Grand Depart.

So for Contador(right) and Andy Schleck(left), another exciting tour for them.

Contador and Schleck changed their teams, Contador now in Team Saxo Bank SunGard(duh! what a name.) and Andy with his brother Frank in Team Leopard Trek. I hope no more chain-failure and failure-taking-advantage-of-Contador news again. Come on Contador, even though I like you to win that race, you should have stopped and helped Andy mend his bike(LoL). That's not what I wanted, but fans said there is an unwritten rule, that when your rival's bike got a punctured tire or other things of the same sort, you should wait for him, not literally stop, but slow down and wait for him so that you both will go chugging through the mountains or whatever. Come on, why is this unwritten rule so important? What about those unwritten paychecks and projects in the Philippines(haha)???

Well yeah, Contador should have slowed down at least. But no, he clicked the gear and pushed forward with turbos lolz!!!

*Wrong information below, here are the facts*

**Stage 15 not 18, Winner is Thomas Voeckler not Alexandre Vinokourov**

So here is Andy Schleck[Upfront],

(I think this is ~~Stage 18~~ if I can remember, Andy still holds the yellow jersey here)

Is that ~~Vino~~[1st Behind],

(~~Alexandre Vinokourov?~~[Not Vino])

And 2nd behind there is Alberto Contador.

As Schleck loses his momentum when his chain broke, Contador bursted and sprinted away. This is a climb, and Schleck had a mechanical problem.

There was an interview of him getting angry about what Contador did to him.

I think Vino won this stage. He passed the finish line first then the the group with Contador passed second, third was Andy's. I can't remember this well tho.

So here's a dialogue for fun :

Andy: Fuck this man, not a sport one, he took advantage of my chain-fail.

I N T E R V I E W

Andy: Ah yeah,he fucked me up behind back there, I'm so so angry. My chain was derailed and he accelerated knowing that I'm handicapped.

Alberto: Vamos hombre, que está siendo tan infantil. Se trata de un hombre de raza, usted debeculpar a su equipo. Tal vez debería cambiar su equipo después de la gira. ¿No?¿Estamos bien ahora?
(come on man, you are being so childish. This is a race man, you should blame your team. Maybe you should change your team after the tour. Right? Are we ok now?)
[Google Translate]

Andy: (What the fuck is he talking about? Does he even know I only speak English!)

Yeah.. hehe.. *fuck*

And they leave happily ever after the tour.

(Yeah they LEAVE happily after the tour, they got their problems solved, and Contador apologized.)

Fans wanted to see this man too.. on the flat roads, on the sprints.

Mark Cavendish from the Isle of Man(No women there rly???).

He had problems on the early stages of last year's tour. But he won on the 5th stage, and he got emotional during the podium awarding. He cried during the interview too. Then he won 5 stages in that tour.

(I like the blonde above)

Vuelta a Espana